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Addled with coke, a particularly mean-seeming Alex decides that we're going to spend what is going to be an extended-than-regular refractory time period by tying me up and discerning no matter whether I like my privates tortured. (The jury is still out.) Cocaine-addled me decides that I'll have an honest orgasm when superior on coke goddammit, and